Quiz Show

1.  What is your favorite word?
Shenanigans (it’s fun to say, spell, and do!)

2.  What is your least favorite word?
Moist [shudder]

3.  What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Jovial agreement/collaboration: the spontaneous recognition of being simpatico

4.  What turns you off?
Pomposity

5.  What is your favorite curse word?
Jackwagon

6.  What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter (especially when I helped create/extend/deepen it)

7.  What sound or noise do you hate?
Free weights dropping hard onto the floor at the gym (there’s a sign politely asking you not to do that, jackwagon!)

8.  What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Performing-arts critic/journalist

9.  What profession would you not like to attempt?
Teacher (oh, I’d be so very horrible)

10.  If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“Now we can start the party!”